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Despite help from Knocked Up's Judd Appatow in the script department, the script is as bald as a coot with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict offering no intelligible merit as a backdrop.
It is no longer included, which allows Gary Glitter to wear his bouffant wig without declaring that actually he is as bald as a coot.
Luckily for Lee, who's as bald as a coot, he was appearing on BBC1's hilarious sports quiz They Think It's All Over at the time.