It's tempting to think that a tickle on the Croxteth Snarler
to be top League goalscorer at 6/1 (Chandler) is like punting United, but at far better odds, especially after they nabbed Javier Hernandez (below) to share the running.
Then I thought of my father-in-law, who I drove to A&E a fortnight ago after a cross-bred snarler
bit so deep into his hand he could see the bone.
Wielding scary blonde bouffants and glitzy gowns, Marla the Snarler
took on Ivana in a spat which climaxed on the ski slopes of Aspen in 1990, when they resorted to screaming and fighting.
Wayne Rooney is favourite to be the top England scorer at 9-4 (Hills) - and you can't argue with the Croxteth Snarler
Best check that El Blondie, Stevie G and the Croxteth Snarler
are fit before brandishing your wallet, but if you can't wait, get on "under 2/2.
The Croxteth Snarler
blows hot and cold in front of goal, but he's filling his boots now with goals in four of his last six games.
That's when the charmer vanished and the snarler
came back out.