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NONSENSE, construction. That which in a written agreement or will is unintelligible.
     2. It is a rule of law that an instrument shall be so construed that the whole, if possible, shall stand. When a matter is written grammatically right, but it is unintelligible, and the whole makes nonsense, some words cannot be rejected to make sense of the rest; 1 Salk. 324; but when matter is nonsense by being contrary and repugnant to, some precedent sensible latter, such repugnant matter is rejected. Ib.; 15 Vin. Ab. 560; 14 Vin. Ab. 142. The maxim of the civil law on this subject agrees with this rule: Quae in testamento ita sunt scripta, ut intelligi non possent: perinde sunt, ac si scripta non essent. Dig. 50,17,73,3. Vide articles Ambiguity; Construction; Interpretation.
     3. In pleading, when matter is nonsense by being contradictory and repugnant to something precedent, the precedent matter, which is sense, shall not be defeated by the repugnancy which follows, but that which is contradictory shall be rejected; as in ejectment where the declaration is of a demise on the second day of January, and that the defendant postea scilicet, on the first of January, ejected him; here the scilicet may be rejected as being expressly contrary to the postea and the precedent matter. 5 East, 255; 1 Salk. 324.

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All this stuff coming out of Portugal is absolute nonsense.
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Frequently one of these fox coverts is adjacent to Hunt kennels - thus making absolute nonsense of the plea that fox hunting is necessary to keep foxes down.
And it is an absolute nonsense that Palace manager Ian Holloway has been charged by the FA for telling it like it is.
On QPR'S reported inquiry about right-back Peltier, who made a big impression in his first season as a Town player after moving from Yeovil, Clark said: "It's absolute nonsense.
Kenwright, who appointed the Scot in 2002, said: "It's absolute nonsense to infer that we would let David depart for Manchester United with our blessing.
Rarely has that statement been truer than with this pile of absolute nonsense.
If the purpose of these changes is to attract visitors who wish to eat and drink sitting at tables in the middle of the road (fine weather permitting) then it is absolute nonsense.
But the British Medical Association said Mr Bradshaw's claims were absolute nonsense while the Liberal Democrats called on him to provide evidence.
Raging Curbs said: "All I'll say is reports that I've had a bust-up with Craig are absolute nonsense.
But his spokeswoman said: "This is total and absolute nonsense.